The Apple

Posted in Philosophy Intellectuality Spirituality --- and other " with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

Whether or not one believes in God, it would be hard to believe that the CEO of the creative department of existence would choose to create evil. Does a true creator want to create anything that destroys? God was not Oppenheimer – or was He?

The story goes that Lucifer challenged God’s authority and power. God tossed Lucifer out of the heavenly manor but not out of the Garden of Eden.

The truth is, before the apple thing, Lucifer didn’t have any power. There’s no indication he was actually evil. Genesis indicates he was definitely miffed with the Alimighty, but not much more. In this context and by implication, God did not create evil.

The fruit of knowledge changed everything including Lucifer. The trigger was disobedience. It may be that Adam and Eve created evil by tasting knowledge. Many have asked: why the tree?

What was (is) God’s relationship to the tree? Did (does) all existence depend on the tree? Was (Is) the tree is linked to God in the same way that knowledge and existence are linked? What IS the nature of God’s existence? Of God’s faith? Of God’s plan? Of God’s wrath?

We know God will reject and even punish those who challenge His love. Lucifer is evidence of that. But the story of Noah is the first evidence of God’s destructive capabilities. At least that’s how we interpret the flood – as a destructive act of God.

In a divine context, it may not have been defined as a destructive act. From God’s point of view, it may have been nothing more than severe punishment. Perhaps there is a divine cycle we are unaware of wherein we are remade, reshaped, reCREATED, over time – God’s time. This suggests that we’ve got it all wrong. We’ve misinterpreted the meaning of creation, destruction, good and evil.

Our more familiar understanding of God is embraced in the ideas that God is the power that invoked the universe; God is driven by the will to create; God has the answers to all the questions. These are the divine factoids that the faithful hope and believe are true.

Maybe we should try bending the meanings a little. We took a chance with the apple; look where it got us. So, let’s try again.

The existence of evil (evil as we define it) may be an inevitable consequence of God’s pursuit to create perfection. Perfection is absolute balance. This implies that, to maximize creativity, the forces of destruction play an equal or, at the very least, substantial role.

But, at the best of times, perfection is imperfection at work.

It’s a riddle. Like “666″ is a riddle. If we are to destroy evil, we may have to focus on creativity to do it. God could easily destroy Lucifer. He chooses not to. Why? Most philosophers and theologians will tell you that it is against God’s nature to destroy what he creates. Fair enough.

If God destroys something he created, God invalidates his own existence. There must be a consequence to that – even for God.

It’s safe to say that our understanding of the world (seen and unseen) is limited. Our faith might be exponential, but that’s about it.

Like most people, I have a hard time trying to accept the fact that the universe is infinite. I grew up in a world where there are beginnings, middles, ends, life, puberty, mid life crisis and – ugh -death.

My son once found a phrase in a book – dereavaun seraun – Gaelic, I believe, for “at the end of pleasure there is a pain”.

Maybe pain is a wonderful thing because it verifies physical existence. Maybe ‘up’ is really ‘down’. Perhaps there is no death as such. According to Jesus, there is everlasting life to those who CHOOSE the path of salvation through Him.

Life happens at some rate that only God can measure. Perhaps the only reason life keeps happening is because it is being willed into existence at the rate God wills it to exist. For God, the context of evil may be far different than ours.

But in our own very small brains, evil is amplfied. We celebrate it, exalt it, perpetuate it. It has a 1-800 number, a 1-900 number, and a web site address. It kills children in the name of God. We’ve certainly given evil a home. We might consider showing evil the door. We have the tools. We have the capability. We just don’t make the choice.

Maybe we don’t have enough faith in a world without evil. If it is true that by choosing to disobey God, we created evil, then we cannot destroy that which we created – just like God cannot choose to destroy what he created.

It’s an interesting conundrum. It hangs out there, like an apple on a tree.

 

Love and Lust

Posted in All About Men and Women with tags , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

You see the other person with their clothes on, too, and it’s a beautiful thing. That’s love.

You fart – and somehow it’s cute. That’s love.

She’s sitting, watching Seinfeld, and you notice her blouse is open slightly.   You see a hint of her breast. Suddenly you just want to do her right there and then.  It’s lust.

She hugs you hard after and buries herself in your chest. You feel warm inside. That’s love.

You watch a younger woman bend over in the mall and you realize she’s wearing a thong. For the next 10 seconds everything you had under control digresses to the lowest common denominator. That’s lust.

Your lady asks you what you’re looking at. You say, “I’m thinking about new underwear.” She says she’ll help you find some.  You feel really guilty.  That’s love.

You’re lady bends over and you notice SHE’s wearing a thong.  Remember Seinfeld?  Gotta love that yada yada – lust – yada yada – love. You forgot the young woman. Somehow, the guilt evaporates, too.

You watch your man become one with his dinner and as Neanderthal as he looks, you can’t help but see the little boy.  That’s love.

He phones you unexpectedly for lunch. At the coffee shop, he walks in, the sunlight hitting him in all the right places.  Your panties are wet.  That’s lust.

You watch him drive away to go back to work and wait til he’s gone before you head back to your own work.  That’s love.

You remember lust and love in your life as you read this.  It’s all about life.
Lust and love – kind of like an edgy coffee and a sweet cream.

 

Real Men Cry

Posted in All About Men and Women with tags , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

If we turn back the clock a few eras, we find ‘man’, the task-oriented part of the human equation, gathering up his spear, grunting to his colleagues, and reluctantly heading out to the bush to bring down a much-needed wooly mammoth. Meanwhile, inside the commune, women are managing the community and the relationships within, nurturing the young, organizing the resources, and bearing children.

Later, on the same prehistoric day, the group of hunters take squatting positions in groups of two, hiding among the ragged bushes. In one pairing, a young hunter looks up at an elder – perhaps no more than 15 years his senior – and utters a quiet, breathy grunt. The senior recognizes an expression of fear. The senior grunts back. It is a similar grunt, but more assertive. It implies that he is scared, too, but it is also a command to stand fast.

An hour later, a mammoth lumbers in at a speed that defies logic. How can such a large thing be so graceful? It stops dead in its track, its hoofs dispersing the dry dust that has collected during the drought. It smells fear – human fear.

It bellows. The young hunter clutches his spear. So does the elder. Without moving or turning his head, the elder makes a few clicking sounds, like that of small animal. He clicks a short number of times and then stops.

The silence is deafening. A few moments later, he clicks again; fewer clicks this time. The elder slowly turns in the direction of the mammoth and rises to a semi-crouched position, perched to move. He looks at the young hunter and glares. The young warrior turns to face the mammoth and assumes the same posture.

The elder utters three short clicks. It is a call to action.

The dusty warriors leap from the dry, spindly bushes, shattering the silence with their screams and growls and rush the mammoth. The spears are thrown. One penetrates one side of the mammoth’s head.

The beast reels, but doesn’t come down. The elder and the youth work side by side with the others and keep closing in on the aggravated mammoth. Suddenly, the mammoth lurches forward in the direction of the youth. The huge, swinging trunk hits the youth, caught unprepared, and sends him flying several yards. The mammoth stops, turns, and charges after the injured youth.

Despite his pain, the terrified youth lifts himself up to face the mammoth. From somewhere deep, he summons the strength to get fully to his feet, just in time to side step the charging animal. He then leaps up and manages to get his hands on the spear embedded in the side of the giant’s head. The mammoth flings his head to and throe, but the youth hangs on. Finally, the momentum of the mammoth’s desperate movements flings the young man into the air.

The group watches him fly in an arc of death. His body slams into a tree and falls to the ground, limp and lifeless. The mammoth runs off. The hunters do not give chase, because they know that, sooner or later, the beast will die. They will follow his tracks to find him – perhaps a day’s journey away. What the scavengers will not have already harvested will become their prize.

In the dusty aftermath, the hunters gather around the body of the young hunter. The elder picks him up, scowls at the group and grunts. The grunts keep falling from his lips and transform into a scream – a guttural anthem of anguish and triumph. Holding the body, he turns in the direction of the mammoth’s escaping path and suddenly stops screaming.

There is a tear creeping over his leathered face as he looks at his fellow man. Although he has sired many children, he knows this one particularly well, because he was the first one. He lays the body down in the open space, where it will be consumed by scavengers. The tear is consumed by the dust on his face. He grunts at the group and begins to walk down the path in search of the beast that will bring food and warmth to his tribe. He will have more children.

Real men feel pain. Real men do not question their pain. Real men cry.

Dating Younger Men

Posted in All About Men and Women with tags on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

Men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus. Women are from Earth and men are just dirt. What does this have to do with dating younger men?

My son, a 19 year old with a chiseled face, highly creative and self motivated – your basic chick magnet – invited me (his 52 year old Father) out to a bar to participate in a hot-wing eating contest sponsored by a local radio station. It was there he met another competitor – your basic rocket – a woman 10 years older than him who took quite a shining to the lad.

Weeks later, we met her again at the last event in the promotion. During those weeks in between, my son and I discussed the subject of dating older women. His comments were spiced with terms and phrases that revealed the context of his youthful thinking: weird, what if, maturity, inexperience, what will her friends think, short term, getting dumped, boy toy – etcetera and ad nauseum.

Inevitably, he asked me what I think. As I ran my fingers through my ever-graying hair in an attempt to pull my shrivelled forehead back 30 years, I sucked in a big breath and said, upon heavy exhale, “No matter how old you are, if you fall in love, you’re doomed if you try to figure it out – to figure ‘her’ out.”

I once fell head over heels for an older woman. We never advanced far enough to have a relationship, but, thinking back, I wish I had. To think of all the passion, confusion and pain I missed.

My son has the opportunity to find out what a 29 year old woman wants or, at least, what the concept looks like. Not that she would serve as the definitive example for the rest of that side of the species, but why shouldn’t a young man – a younger man – seize a unique opportunity to get emotionally mangled at a time in his life when he doesn’t really understand women at all.

The reality of it is that, 33 years later (when he’ll be my age), he will probably reach the same conclusion I reached: I still don’t understand what a woman wants – really. I told him that, thinking I could give him a head start on the process.

So, what is the benefit of having a relationship with a younger man, you ask? The benefit is having a relationship with an older woman. If he can put his experience and mine together as book ends, the books in between will actually stand up on the shelf. Instead of questing to understand women, he now has the opportunity to engage in relationships without some mythical goal in mind. Rather, he can experience each relationship and cherish it as a story of wonder – a book to be kept forever.

Let’s face it. Hearts will always be broken. Lust and love will ebb and flow regardless of the age of the participants. We spend too much time questing for understanding of things left better misunderstood.

The other benefit is that we don’t end up living life within questions. For the younger man and the older woman, paradise is in the moment. If the moment becomes a lifetime -they should write a book called, “The Benefits of Dating Younger Men.”

That’s the dirt from this old man. I’ll let the older ladies fill out the other half of the equation. Fair enough?

Slang and the Organics of Language

Posted in Writing & Language with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

Slang is an organic language. It allows us to abandon grammar and twist the meanings of terms. Thanks to text messaging, a whole new slang begins to evolve. If you wanted to text a message to someone telling them that, in your opinion, the weird kid at school was a “retard”, you might type “rtrd”, and suddenly create a txt-msg term that may find its way into the SMS vernacular and into cel phones all over the world.

If one were to send a message that describes someone as a goon, bitch, whore, ho, gangsta – it would only go to show that we not only take language for granted, we do so with a very narrow mind, branded by media and proliferated on the street by weaker minds (with the assistance of technology). It was weaker minds that stood by ignorantly as thousands, even millions of people were exterminated – in Europe, in Russia, in Africa, and in South America. Common terms like “vermin” described the innocent, like “retard” describes the innocent.

My Father was Jewish. To this day, when I hear someone say, I really “Jewed” him, I take offence. Some would say I should get on with it. Tell that to DOG (the network TV bounty hunter). The only reason DOG is scrambling through his PR nightmare is because what he took for granted isn’t really taken for granted on a much bigger scale.

According to Dictionary.com, to discriminate is to note or observe a difference, to make a distinction in favor of or against a person or thing on the basis of the group, class, or category to which the person or thing belongs rather than according to actual merit – in other words, to show partiality.

As organic as language is, it can become a lethal weapon, especially when it shapes the thinking of large numbers of people. The truth is, each one of us – even you who are reading this – as much as you may have strong principles – you and I, we discriminate everyday. The moment we think someone is a “jerk”, we discriminate. Of course, many will argue that it is a matter of degrees. How many degrees will it take until it matters?

Any term that implicitly denigrates and discriminates can become harmful when it continues to promote a destructive perspective. If a young child hears the term “retard” often enough – and we can assume it will be expressed with some level of derogatory venom – then that child will eventually accept it as a brand. When they encounter someone who has a mental handicap, chances are the subliminal part of the mind will invoke the thought of “retard”. In time, they will see anyone who they consider foolish, slow or stupid as a “retard”.

Ask yourself this: when one sees a black woman on a bus, does one think “ho”? When a man in a box store haggles over the price of a TV, does one think he’s trying to “jew” the sales clerk? When we see a group of kids strutting the streets, wearing head bands and bling – do we think “gangsta”? When one sees a young couple from the Middle East (or Greece, Croatia, Russia, Edmonton, LA), does one think “terrorists”?

I wish for a world in which, one day, we will only see humanity; a world in which to discriminate means to discern with positive clarity, noting differences as something beautiful as opposed to something ugly. I hope that the next time you hear the term “retard”, it will be an ugly experience and offend you. Because it is an ugly, offensive experience and it is discriminatory. So, text that message on …

 

Recalling Responsibility

Posted in World Issues with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

An American toy company recalls millions of toys made in China. A Chinese executive kills himself. Two American children fall into a coma after swallowing Aqua Dots beads manufactured in China. A Chinese reporter is jailed for trying to expose labor safety issues in Chinese factories. A Chinese factory worker’s health suffers from exposure to the toxic lead paint he works with everyday. The American toy company apologizes to China, taking responsibility for recent toy recalls and admits they were due to “design flaws”. The Chinese manufacturers of the toys are not to blame for the massive recalls.

It’s a confusing snapshot.

When Mattel Inc. recalled over 20 million toys made in China for toxic lead paint, as well as for the presence of magnets that could be easily swallowed by little children – and other issues – the media and the world stopped to notice. Like many parents, I went to the toy room and grabbed every toy I could find that was made in China. My mind was mired in questions. How could this happen? After all, there’s the ASTM (American Society for Testing and Materials), EN71 testing (European standards), Canadian Toy safety standards and CPSC (Consumer Product Safety Commission) guidelines. How did 20 million products slip past the scrutiny? How far back does the problem go? Will the recall shed more light on the Chinese labor situation and manufacturing practices? Who is responsible?

Someone, it appears, did take responsibility. Cheung Shu-hung, who co-owned Lee Der Industrial, the Chinese company that had manufactured many of the toys, committed suicide by hanging himself. Cynics might suggest that, just because Mattel lost over 30 million dollars, he didn’t have to self-destruct. Who would kill himself over a few million dollars in a multi-billion dollar scenario? Was it just the public humiliation? Was this the act of an individual experiencing a sudden cathartic awakening to morality in a society that somehow has never appeared overly concerned with the welfare of its workers? Or was it something else?

Conveniently, Shu-hung’s death somehow managed to help China sweep the story under the carpet. In fact, according to MSNBC, ” it is common for disgraced officials to commit suicide in China”.

Indeed, China’s abysmal track record relating to labor abuses has been swept under the carpet for a long time, notwithstanding the fact that it has been extensively documented: poor factory conditions, workplace injuries and fatalities, the absence of safety standards, questionable manufacturing practices – all covered by various international media for decades.

This type of coverage has never rattled the Chinese. They prefer to transform crisis into opportunity. But their way of handling crisis is often riddled with contradiction. For example, despite the fact that Li Dongsheng, vice minister of the State Administration for Industry and Commerce in China, said he was “very concerned about food safety in China and very concerned about protecting the rights of consumers”, a Chinese freelance reporter was sentenced to a year in jail for his creative attempts to expose China’s poor food safety record.

Although China’s new Labor Contract law came into effect January 1st of this year, it hardly addresses work conditions and safety issues. Factories continue to pollute and kill Chinese workers and citizens. Given the published history of China’s industrial abuse, the world has, until now, conveniently turned the other cheek, while China asserted its economic ambitions around the world.

In 2005, the China National Offshore Oil Corporation (CNOOC), China’s largest offshore oil producer, tried to buy Unocal Corp, an American oil and gas company. CNNOC went in with a significantly larger bid, almost beating out a competing offer from Chevron, (another American oil company). Thanks to Senator Byron Dorgan’s efforts to introduce a bill that would prohibit any takeover or merger of the two companies, the Chinese withdrew its offer, blaming the Washington political atmosphere.

The atmosphere was not only cold; it was almost cold war. Senator Dorgon said, “It would be foolish, to say the least, to allow a foreign government, particularly one that remains committed to national one-party rule by the Communist party, to own that much of a strategic resource so vital to the U.S. economy and the national defense.” No mention back then, however, of the shameless manner in which China ran its industries. Unabashed labor negligence didn’t make the list of reasons not to sell to Chinese interests.

Earlier, in 2004, when China’s top personal computer company, Lenovo, made a bid to purchase IBM’s unprofitable PC business, Senator Dorgon was nowhere to be heard, suggesting that IT was not all that strategic in his mind. Clearly, the Chinese way of making things was not an issue climbing its way up the American political hill.

Jump forward three years to November 2007. Three months after the Mattel story broke, and two months after Mattel suddenly apologized, the Chinese owned Lenovo announced that it would build a US$20-million factory in Poland to manufacture PCs for sale in Europe and Africa. They also announced plans to set up factories in Mexico and India, spending $20 million on the Mexican plant and $10 million on the one in India. There is one US factory planned in Monterey and a fulfillment center slated for North Carolina. And so, in the land of game shows, every game has a consolation prize.

Basically, no surprises here – and no American politicians to be heard from on the subject of what the Chinese have planned in terms of safety standards, worker’s welfare and quality control. Let’s face it. Everyone knows that China is the master of cheap production for labor-intensive products. Poland, Mexico and India have plenty of cheap labor to offer. It has to be cheap, otherwise American distributors and large chains won’t be able to make the wholesale and retail margins necessary to survive, especially if they’re planning to “drop prices again” – and again -and again. This equation can’t balance cheap products with safe manufacturing practices. It’s “common” knowledge, like knowing that Chinese executives bite the bullet when the going gets tough.

After all is said and done – or implied and misinterpreted (and apologized for) – the Chinese are in control of their own economic abacus simply because they know that America is trapped by its product pricing policies and higher personal incomes. Regardless of the bad press, a product recall and an executive’s suicide, China – and the world – has to move on. Certainly, no other country has stepped forward and said anything about their “made in China” products. But what they are saying about China has nothing to do with toys.The Middle East oil producers want to cut back on oil exports to the US. Why? The emerging Chinese market is an opportunity waiting to happen. The US must be prepared to search elsewhere for its much needed oil imports because the US produces 7.61 million barrels a day, consumes 20.73 million barrels a day and only has proven reserves of 21.37 billion barrels. So who can they turn to?

 

Canada, especially oil-rich Alberta, is drooling over the possibility of the Middle East’s shift in its export policies. Alberta boasts almost 180 billion barrels of oil in reserve, more than all of North America’s reserves combined. Do Canadians really care about the horrific conditions Chinese factory workers endure? Will the Canucks’ foreign minister step up to the plate and adequately admonish the Middle East for catering to a nation with such despicable internal labor policies – or lack thereof? Would anyone hear them, anyway? EH?

Canada’s responsibility, like most countries, is dictated by its government, which, by implication, means the people it represents. Taxpayers want its government to focus on economic well-being. Canada needs American consumers. China also needs American consumers. America needs cheap products. Oil producing countries need new customers. So, in a world where everyone is economically joined at the hip, no one wants to take responsibility alone. (If someone apologized for abusing the truth in a forest of oilrigs, would anyone hear it?)

Chinese industry hurts its workers while American politicians panic themselves into a stimulus package to heal their own hurts. Middle East oil producers consider relationships with new export customers, setting off a chain reaction among other oil producing countries. Competition in the marketplace is killing the independent retailer as big box retailers squeeze wholesalers for lower prices. Wholesalers, in turn, squeeze manufacturers. Meanwhile, consumers are trying to determine if anything they’re buying is safe to consume.

If there is any room for hope, it is in the notion that the customer is always right. In order to stop the Chinese worker from applying toxic lead paint to a toy (and save his life), the only right thing to do is to stop buying the toy. Consumers need to start ignoring the apologies and start asking more questions about the things they consume. On the fragile trail of responsibility, the consumer is the last one in line and the last opportunity to make the right choice. At the end of the day, who’s responsible for the children playing with the toys in your house?

Collateral Damage

Posted in World Issues with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

In 1975, during the Vietnam War, military and political publicists invoked the term “collateral damage” in order to assuage the media’s negative criticism of the rising “civilian casualties” (as they were usually described). And so, the reality of the unusually high civilian death count was officially euphemized. The accidental killing of civilians was defined openly as a part of war in the surreal Pentagonese lexicon. The idea that it was “unavoidable” had become redundant. It was accepted as inevitable.

According to item A7.5.2. of the USAF Intelligence Targeting Guide (February 1998), collateral damage is a clear measure of war. The guide states, “A number of other programs are available or can be modified to compute large scale collateral damage. These programs can be modified to provide numerous computations.”

Since 911 and the subsequent war on terrorism, statistics relating to collateral damage do not get reported by the mainstream media with as much fervor as those relating to military casualties. In Iraq, for example, not much has been written or said about the almost 90,000 civilians who have been reported killed since 2003. Twenty percent of those who died were women and children. It is estimated that US-led forces were responsible for over 30 percent of the civilian victims.

In Somalia, the collateral damage account since 1991 floats around 400,000, depending on who you talk to. However, the current reports on the most recent civilian death tolls are vague, incomplete, or do not, in fact, confirm any numbers. There is much confusion surrounding the events of 2007, during which there were various US attacks on Somalian targets suspected of housing al-Qaeda suspects. Several villages were bombed. The media asked about the innocent civilians in those villages. No one has provided any firm answers.

If there are answers to questions concerning the deaths of innocents in Africa and the Middle East, don’t bother asking the military. According to General Tommy Franks, “We don’t do body counts.”

This veil of ambiguity suggests something. Perhaps circumstances are such in a world made paranoid by terrorism, that the accidental killing of civilians is not just unavoidable, it is also necessary. It is even calculated.

Has morality become paralyzed because the fight for survival is one involving invisible enemies? Will the day come when the the accidental killing of civilians by US forces, in places like – America – is an unavoidable part of the war on terrorism?

Sources: http://users.erols.com/mwhite28/warstat3.htm; http://www.fas.org/irp/doddir/usaf/afpam14-210/part2 0.htm#page182
http://hillblogger.blogspot.com/2007/01/any-collat eral-damage-in-somalia.htmlhttp://www.cnn.com/2007/W ORLD/africa/01/08/somalia.strike/
http://www.iraqbodycount.org/
http://www.hsrgroup.org/index.php?option=con

The Word Is Out – But Is It Surplus, Correction, Or Peak Oil

Posted in World Issues with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton
The Alberta Department of Energy was so proud of the presentation I produced for them, they handed a copy to Vice President Cheney. It was no surprise to him to hear Canadians boast about the over 177 billions of barrels in reserve sitting in the sand in Northern Alberta.

Of course, every other Dick, Tom and Harry was joining the “me too” line-up to get anyone’s attention in Washington. As Middle East oil-producers murmur about wanting to reduce oil exports to the US, anyone with a line on oil (hoping it might turn into a pipeline) is drooling in the lobbies of American Government.

But is the rising price of oil an opportunity, or a trend defining “peak oil”, the point in time when the maximum rate of global petroleum production is reached, after which the rate of production enters its terminal decline. In other words – have we reached the beginning of the end?

BUT – take a drive down the highway between Edmonton and Calgary, the two big cities in Alberta, and you’ll see an even more interesting line-up of oil rigs and the stacks of pipe sitting inactive in the yards.

While Canadians do the lobby thing south the border, various players in the oil industry around the world are doing whatever they can to sell the pipes, rigs, trailers, vehicles and every configuration of pumps and transformers imaginable. Just check the auction lists at Kruse Global.

Clarence Shields and Rob Reeves, two Canadian entrepreneurs in the Leduc-Nisku area of Alberta, Canada, decided to call Kruse Energy Auctions of Oklahoma City, the leading auction company in the world, which has conducted over 90% of the energy auctions over the past 25 years. Within weeks, a relationship was born under the banner of Kruse Global Energy Auction. It wasn’t long before they held their first auction in 2007. Companies from all over the continent, along with buyers and sellers from around the world, came calling – by land, by web, by cel phone – to the tune of millions of dollars.

Kruse Energy was delighted with the results, so much so that they scheduled another auction in May of 2008. Already the sound of liquidation begins to shake the website at KruseGlobal.com. They come from the Middle East, Russia, Ecuador, Peru, Brazil and Texas, where they’re trying sell off oil production companies worth as little as 10 million dollars.

Last year, hundreds came to feast in the understated ballroom of the Nisku Inn in Nisku, Alberta, Canada. There was no buffet; just a few beverages in a Rubbermaid container next to a few cheese and fruit plates, next to a list of millions of dollars worth of equipment collecting dust. This year, Kruse Global had to move the location to the Nisku Rec Center because, as the name implies, they need more room. What is this all saying? Is it a “surplus”, a “correction”, “peak oil” – or did Criss Angel come up with a new trick?

We know we can count on OPEC’s Qatar and the US Administration disagreeing on calling it a surplus’. They did the same thing last year around the time of the first auction.

We know there are massive oil inventories. And everyone from Iraq to Alaska has a budget surplus thanks to their oil surplus – I’m sorry – abundance. Alaska is considering their bounty as a way to offset heating bills. Alaskans certainly need it. Take partially blind Vietnam veteran, Ed Littlefield. He was chopping wood this winter to heat his Alaskan home because he couldn’t afford to refill his fuel tank. Apparently, he was bailed out last year by a donation of fuel from Venezuelan oil company Citgo. But I digress.

Whatever you want to call it, when the Kruse Global auctioneers count up the proceeds at the end of the day, they won’t be calling it anything else except a good day with a hammer. And you can bid on that.

 

 

Sex In Advertising

Posted in Advertising with tags , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

If it is true that advertisements employing female sexuality to sell products degrade women in the process, then the opposite is also true that advertisements employing male sexuality to sell products degrade men in the process.

From my subjective, male point of view, I do not take offense when I see men portrayed sexually in advertising. Do I feel less of myself or do I feel a loss of dignity about the male persona? No. I definitely take offense to advertising that portrays men and women as being stupid, but that’s another debate.

Advertising that uses female sexuality gets my attention and, if anything, arouses my natural instincts. Do I think less of women? No. Do I think women lose their dignity? No. What I am thinking is quite natural and, in fact, exalts women.

The first time I let it all hang out on a nude beach, I was swept away by the feelings of liberation as I embraced not just my own sexuality, but the sexuality of humanity. Less than 10 percent of the people on that beach could boast a physically attractive body – as we might commonly define it: well shaped limbs, breasts, buns, and genitalia. I was truly amazed by the scope of dimension and shapes of all aspects of the human body. If anything, advertising is missing a huge opportunity.

Meanwhile, on the beach … after a while, those of us sporting the physique of the other 90 percent, began to appear to me as specimens of natural, imperfect beauty. None of us, of course, would get a call from Calvin Klein to become the spokesbody for the next great brand or product. But, it was fun to watch everyone feeling comfortable; some so comfortable that the obvious parade up and down the beach didn’t go unnoticed.

The human body in movement is a thing of incredible beauty; at once it is the art and science of motion. Volleyball took on a whole new meaning to me, as did Yoga.

It is sad that we spend more time finding negatives and faults with nudity or sexuality in any form. Most products that use sexuality do so because the product is, in some way, connected to it. Why do we try to defy it? Why do we try to deny it?

There are many answers that research offers to those questions, but I find those explanations more degrading to humanity than the advertising itself might be to anyone else.

Dating And Younger Children

Posted in Divorce and Fatherhood with tags , , on April 8, 2008 by michaelkryton

It’s an instant world: instant coffee, instant meals, instant communication, instant gratification on any level – and now, boyfriends becoming instant fathers.

The family structure has taken a beating in the last 50 years (close to over 50% of marriages fail), and more and more women and men find themselves navigating their love life through a minefield of emotional baggage and upheaval, dragging their children through the debris.

Historically, and especially – prehistorically – men were not highly concerned about their offspring until those children were capable of doing something that would contribute to survival. I know. I sound like a Neanderthal. Well, I was one once, according to my DNA.

Men are not compelled naturally to connect quickly with someone else’s children in that ‘aren’t-we-just-a-great-hybrid-well-adjusted-Dr. Phil’ family way (for lack of a better description). It is natural, however, for men to connect intimately and very quickly with women they have known for 10 minutes and a drink.

Women, who are well advanced in the skill of managing relationships, adapt much more quickly to new relationships. This doesn’t mean that men can’t. But read my lips – men, in their single-minded, task-oriented approach to life, focus on one thing at a time. It starts with their love-mates. Children take a lot more work and time.

According to child psychologists and family therapists (generally the most screwed up people on the planet), it takes years (at least 3) for a new adult coming into a pre-existing family structure to develop a relationship with a child who is not theirs. It’s a 2-way street. Young children, although highly adaptable, also need time to make the connection.

A boyfriend may already be a father to children he has brought into the world. Regardless, a boyfriend is not a father to a child he barely knows. What he can be or what he can become is a friend and a role model, and, perhaps, one day, something more.

Does your boyfriend want to be a father? Perhaps the question should be, how does he connect with children? Even natural fathers are useless if they can’t handle relationships with children.

Why would anyone ask or expect an adult to assume a title or role without understanding their capability to develop a relationship – especially with children? At the risk of sounding chauvinistic, sex makes it easy for a man and woman to connect and establish what they think is a relationship. It doesn’t say anything about either person’s capability to conduct relationships with children.

Through awareness comes understanding. Through understanding comes friendship. Through friendship comes trust. Through trust comes love. Through love comes a bond. Perhaps, one day, without expecting it, a man may become something to a child every father should be.

Does your boyfriend want to be a father? Only the children will ever know the answer. Though, one day, they may reach out to him eagerly, they may never call him ‘father’, but who he has become calls out to every father out there.